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Daffynition: Viloins: Whens peoples keeps being means to eachothers to many times. The opposite of Peaceful.

As in:

Can't we do something about reducing the incidence of gun violins.

Daffynition: Sweep Picking: Playing guitar while cleaning up after the rowdier patrons at the same time.

as in

Dude, quit pickin your guitar and start sweepin. That lady just barfed up her buffet!

Daffynition: Contrabassoon: The instrument that Oliver North played in the Army Band.

as in:

I saw Oliver North playing in the Iran Contrabasoon band.

Hey! For the next few days you will be bombarded with some of the most interesting musical Daffynitions that you can find on the internet!

Don't stray away too long, there will be a new joke every few hours!

Thanks for paying attention, the Burlap and Blues Team!